We went on vacation!!

Can you believe it? We took a vacation that did not involve going to see family. Don't get me wrong, I love those too, but we haven't taken a non-family vacation since before Megan was born.

And now I know why.

A couple of months ago, we purchased a vacation through Bass Pro Shops and BlueGreen Resorts. We got a really good (really good) deal with the stipulation that we attend their timeshare (I'm sorry, "vacation resort") sales pitch. Originally, we were going to take it in September -- off season and the girls would be a little older. Then, Mark got engaged. And for some reason, going to his wedding in September takes precedence over vacation! Go figure! So rather than go in the summer (which I'm really really glad we didn't do that) we decided to go now. With a 2 year old and a 2 month old (cue hysterical-we've-lost-our-minds laughter). It was a good vacation. It was also a really hard vacation.

We drove to Myrtle Beach, South Carolina on Tuesday. That went really well because Megan watched movies and Abby slept. The drive from here took about 7 1/2 hours, stops included, so I can't complain too much. Our hotel was literally on the beach and was just a typical hotel room. Not good since Megan and Abby have completely separate sleeping schedules still. Plus, we were told it would be a suite, one of the reasons that we did the whole thing. This is when it comes in handy to have a husband who's not afraid of conflict. We started in this:

And switched to this:

Yes, we had a full kitchen and living space plus actually there were two bedrooms and two bathrooms. Chopper wasn't too confrontational about the switch, but I probably would never have said anything. This was our view:
And this is the actual hotel:

I highly recommend Best Western Carolinian because they switched us over to the suite. Granted, they had the space because it's not quite the on-season down there (for which I am very grateful) but they were wonderful to do that!!!

So that night was Megan's first experience on the beach. Megan LOVED standing on the balcony and looking out at the ocean. Chopper did too. I discovered a fear of heights. In hotel room #1 we were on the 9th floor and when I crept onto the balcony (literally) I had an overwhelming urge to get down on my hands and knees. Room #2 wasn't too bad, only the 6th floor! Megan DID NOT LOVE THE BEACH!! She was excited about it until we put her down in the sand and she got it on her feet. Then she had to be carried. I think the sound of the water up close scared her as well. We went onto the beach for a little while each day and she still didn't like it. I don't know what I'm going to do with that girl. Needless to say, we didn't spend a lot of time out there. Abby on the other hand liked the wind in her face and being outside. It's too bad she wasn't old enough to sit and play!


Notice in this last picture she is covering her eyes. She spent a lot time covering her eyes and hiding from the beach and the elevator -- she didn't like that either.

The next day we went to our mandatory timeshare (I'm sorry "vacation resort") presentation. 90 minutes turned into 3 hours. Add in two little kids and do the math -- it was much longer! The guy kept saying "I remember what that was like" about handling 2 little kids and I wanted to say -- then hurry up!!! The more he said it, the more annoyed I got. We weren't going to purchase anyway (just there for the freebies of course) but they really lost our business with the way they handled everything. The details might be as terrible as the actual presentation so here are the highlights: they were offended when I referred to them as a timeshare (we are not, we are a vacation resort!), we were told that the condos are so private we could run a meth lab in them (but we don't really want you to, but you could -- to which Chopper says "so we can have a meth lab?" and yet they didn't think that was funny . . . ), it was a one-time deal of course and apparently they keep files of who has been given the offer and turned it down (because they would refuse my money in 10 years, right). The long and short of it was that I ended up very very annoyed and we DID NOT buy into their timeshare (I'm sorry, "vacation resort") package.

But we got a cheap vacation! To make up for lost time we went to the Ripley's Aquarium which is small but has a really neat tunnel thing that you walk through and are surrounded by ocean. Megan was really fascinated by the sharks and the sting rays and I admit that we enjoyed it too. Then out to dinner with some friends who were down there at the same time we were and home to bed!






The next day Chopper and Ryan (our friends Ryan and Amanda) went deep-sea fishing and I took Megan and Abby to the children's museum. I WISH WISH WISH we had one in Fredericksburg. Megan loved it! And it was nice for me to not have to chase her around keeping her from touching stuff! Her favorite was the pizza making station (all fake) and the giant bubble in the hula hoop thing which I'm not sure I can really explain . . . It's a giant tire cut in half with bubble solution inside and you lift a hula hoop by a rope and it creates this massive bubble. It was pretty cool.
If you want to hear about the deep sea fishing, give us a call and Chopper will talk your ear off. He absolutely LOVED it but failed to take pictures of the fish he caught (which makes me wonder, did he really catch any? Just kidding, he forgot the camera). We spent the afternoon exploring a little bit. Myrtle Beach is a mecca for miniature golf. We didn't attempt it with the girls but there were some awesome looking places that I would love to play. You could spend an entire vacation just miniature golfing.

My favorite part was the beach, even if we didn't spend a lot of time there. It was beautiful and the weather was perfect for wandering and shell hunting. We tried to get pictures of the full moon on the water but they are kind've blurry. On the way home, Chopper stopped for boiled peanuts (pronunciation: bolled peanuts). They are a southern "delicacy" I suppose and something he enjoyed in his childhood. They're just peanuts boiled in salt water but they are definitely different -- they lose a lot of peanut flavor in the boiling and are soft to chew. Worth trying and they were fine but I wouldn't rave over them.



What else to say? We had a good time but the next vacation we go on with little kids probably won't be for a while, and we'll probably try to take a built in baby-sitter! Keeping up with them and dealing with them being off their schedules made everyone tired and cranky so I'm glad it was only a few days. Now we need a vacation from our vacation!!That's Chopper in the middle of the clam -- too bad the glare on the plastic is right over his face!!!
This was Abby most of the time -- either that or strapped to my front in the Snugli!